Well, maybe not, but let’s just say I’m {ahem} several pounds north of where I’m comfortable and I can use any help I can get. But I have an excuse…maybe? I’m nursing and when I’m keeping another human alive using my mammaries, I’m hungrier than a mule on steroids. (story for another time)
When I’m breastfeeding, I do things like eat deep fried sticks of butter and balls of Coke without any recollection of the gobbing the next day. Anyway, my 18 month old is in the process of self-weaning, so my deep fried Coke days are quickly coming to an end and I’ve got to get back on the wagon. The health wagon, that is.
If you’ve been reading my little infant-baby blog that last couple of months, you’ve probably gotten the drift that I’m a contrarian and I don’t peddle politically correct nutrition. Want to dive in deep to all this stuff I’m yacking on about? Want to avoid lining up at Walmart with all the other schmucks in January to buy the treadmills and the Lean Cuisines? Skip the pills that make oil ooze from your cornhole and buy this awesome e-book bundle instead.
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Here’s what you get:
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Price of these normally? $277
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Keep going…
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Hurry though, because like all infomercials, this deal is only good for 10 more minutes. Just kidding…it’s on sale through Friday, November 7th!
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Picture attribution Juan Gnecco via freedigitalphotos.net.
