Solving small, every day issues like hand towels left on the floor by my dirty little dissenters is the only thing standing between me and a date with a straight jacket these days.

Mom hack for the day: enter towel clips.

Towels are held onto the towel rack by tiny, shockingly strong jaw clips.

Hats off to one more day of freedom for Mommy Hippo.

Not today, psychiatric hospital. Not today. *cue evil laughter