Adventures at McDonald’s (Sometimes you accidentally kick a kid in the head)

Sometimes we have to rescind a thing or two.  If you read this menstrual, emotionally charged, politically incorrect rant about kicking a kid in the face at an earlier time, please accept my heartfelt apologies. Please read my new struck-through and … Continue reading

Funny Friday – Convos with Hailey – Are We Hippies?

At home, we do our best to eat clean, use as few chemicals as possible and be as “green”as we can. This means we eat grass-fed meat, drink raw milk and use oils and herbs instead of pills and chemicals. … Continue reading

Coffee Makes You Ugly – What to drink instead

Should Ten Reasons You Shouldn’t be Drinking Coffee 10. It’s bad for you. It has a lot of caffeine in it. Over-consumption of caffeine can lead to adrenal failure, hormone imbalance, anxiety symptoms, depleted iron and calcium levels in women, … Continue reading

Are You Depressed, have Migraines, Can’t Sleep or Poop? Read This.

Newsflash: You’re deficient in magnesium and calcium! The Journal of the American College of Nutrition says that 68% of Americans are Magnesium deficient. Many more experts think that number is low and more like 80-90% of us are dangerously low … Continue reading

The Emasculation of America

We women deserve a good, firm scolding. What are we doing? We’re so busy being empowered and taking over the world that we’ve created a major monster. So many of the men of this country are beat-down dogs with their … Continue reading

I Don’t Wash My Hair – Five Reasons Shampoo is a Big, Fat NO NO

It’s true. I don’t wash my hair. I don’t lather it up, slather it down or rub anything into it. For the last year a half, I’ve been no-pooing it. It’s not what you think and it has nothing to … Continue reading

Funny Friday – Convos with Hannah – The Question of Zero

Every family has a kid that questions everything. In our case, that kid is highly observant and smart as a whip. You can see the wheels cranking inside her little blond head each time she’s confused or less than impressed … Continue reading

Diva Cup – Goblet for Mariah Carey or Something Else Entirely?

I have this secret that I carry around in my purse. I’ve showed it to a few close family members and have gotten some strange looks and interesting comments. It’s a little silicone “cup” that looks a little like a … Continue reading

What do Homeschooled kids do all day, anyway?

/   Said I, “Well, kids, lounging in your underwear with electronics days are so over.” Summer has come to an abrupt end and I am in full-on Psychotic Homeschool Mom mode. *Have you ever wondered what the heck homeschooled … Continue reading

Funny Friday – Convos with Hailey – Showers and Boob Talk

One afternoon, when I had miraculously carved out a few minutes to take a shower, (alone, I might add) I had asked my ten year old to be in charge of the baby. When I was just wrapping up my … Continue reading

Birth is Personal: When you don’t get your orgasmic birth

Obsession Ever since I squeezed out my first baby in 2003, I’ve had a slightly macabre fascination with all things labor and birth.  I’ve read countless stories, watched many a Youtube video (I highly recommend this as entertainment) and of … Continue reading

Tour of a Real Homeschool

School Supplies and Flies? Okay, so we all know school days are rapidly approaching and man, oh man I gravitate to the back to school aisle like a fly to fresh poo. I can’t help it.  Index cards and Sharpie … Continue reading

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