Only at our house would there be a puppy skittering around in a taco suit and her name is actually Taco.

Only at our house, would a dog be staring directly into my soul while I’m washing dishes.

Only at our house would someone say, “I can read! Listen to me sound out this word! B-B-Butthole! P-P-Penis.”

Am I the only mother out there who literally salivates when she hears the words ‘alone time’?

It’s been a long day, friends. 😜