*Folks have been asking for an update on the “water to the gas tank” incident with our van. Welp. Here ya go. *Vandals You Own* I turned my back for one second. All good parental spiels begin this way, right? … Continue reading
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Ironies For the Middle Aged Woman
I go to the doctor and insist something is wrong with me. I tell them all I’m crazy. Certifiably insane. I mean, my husband placing the wrong pajamas on a kid or buying chicken with bones can induce the tears … Continue reading
Cuticle Trimmers and Tire Swings
Just when I think my life couldn’t possibly get more weird or comical…I find a cuticle trimmer in the bottle of maple syrup I opened yesterday. Yes, it’s our cuticle trimmer and not a Costco quality control issue. You better … Continue reading
My Family is not Normal
My family is not normal. I’ve made peace with this fact and embrace our large family, psychotic chaos. I know we’re not normal because of the following collected data: 1. I go out to break up a major dog fight … Continue reading
How to Put 2 Year Old Twin Boys to Bed in Ten Easy Steps
How to put 2 year old twin boys to bed in ten steps when everyone else is at violin lessons: Step 1: Feed them dinner because they’re irrationally and inexplicably hungry at all hours of the day and night. Don’t … Continue reading
Twins Like to BBQ, too
Note to self: Don’t let twin two year olds play in the vicinity of an unattended, greasy, grimy grill. *this happened during a quick (less than a minute) bathroom trip for mom. **the grill wasn’t hot, luckily. ***it took 20 … Continue reading
