It’s moments like these where I can take a full breath and be reminded of what an incredible blessing these two are to our family.

Then I’m jerked violently back into reality because I go to get them up from nap and they’ve broken the baby safety lock on the window, opened it, kicked out the screen and let a dog in their bedroom because, “I had to poop and doggies eat poop. I didn’t poop on the floor, Mama!”

I guess it’s a win, right? At least there was no poop on the floor. And I think they do deserve points for industriousness and taking care of the situation on their own. I mean, I didn’t even have to wipe their hineys. Dogs take care of that.

Now canines can be seen waiting outside their bedroom window about 1pm each day, excitedly awaiting their little “twin fudge snacks”.

In case you might think it’s easy to capture a picture like this, just know that I threatened, promised candy and then yelled, “I’ll twist your nipples, suckers!” Boom. Success.